Background Image
Table of Contents Table of Contents
Previous Page  9 / 36 Next Page
Information
Show Menu
Previous Page 9 / 36 Next Page
Page Background

e More Creative

9

NWO Golf Links

“YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE”

This quote also came about on one of the

“Ultimate Foursome’s” golf trips. Sometimes

you wake up in the morning and have a terrible

headache. You are not quite sure why you have

this headache, but it is quite possible that you

may have over indulged the previous evening.

The simple task of standing erect and addressing

your golf ball on the first tee is a monumental

chore.

A friend noticed my predicament and called out,

“You have to make a choice.”

He then handed

me some “hair of the dog” “swing oil” medicine.

There was never been two truer statements

uttered in the history of mankind than, “

Wallow

in your Misery”

or

“You have to make a choice

”.

I hope these few examples from the “Ultimate

Foursome’s” library of Golf Phrases, stimulate

your creative thinking brain cells.

It’s time to WAKE UP! The days of

“You DA

MAN”

and

“Bababooey”

need to be put to rest.

That’s enough for today, I have to hit the links

and take the ball to

“Poundtown.”