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GOLFAHOLICISM AFFECTS NEARLY 40 million people, with more

afflicted with this debilitating illness every day.

This dreaded disease has declined slightly in the United

States over the past decade, but seems to be reaching

epidemic proportions in parts of Pacific Rim countries

such as: Korea, Taiwan, Japan, and China.

Sadly, there is currently no known cure for Golfaholicism.

The best known treatment is shopping for new golf

equipment, brightly colored golf apparel, and especially golf

shoes.

Side effects include, watching the PGA Tour, LPGA Tour,

European Tour, Champions Tour and

Web.com

Tour for hours on

television, hitting multiple large buckets of balls at a driving range,

or spending the entire day overdosing at a golf course.

Matt Ginella’s travel tips on Golf Channel’s Morning Drive has been

known to calm an anxious Golfaholic in extreme situations.

Make no Mistake, Golfaholicism is a disease of the highest order.

Family members and friends afflicted with this terrible malady should be

treated with the upmost caution and care.

A cure is not forthcoming, however, and perfection can never be attained.

At best, only a deep appreciation of the complexity of the game and a

belief that they will find Hogan’s secret in the dirt.

As Roy Hobbs so eloquently said in the movie ‘Tin Cup’, “Golf and sex are

the only two things in life that one can completely

suck at and still enjoy.”

So whip out the Big Dog and Take it Deep, Fire that

laser 7-iron to the stick and roll your pill on that

slick dance floor into the jar.

Be Strong! Be Proud! Golfaholics!!

GOLFAHOLICISM

IS A SERIOUS

AFFLICTION

You Might Be A Golfaholic if:

You

read every article about new golf

club technology and you understand

MOI, Spin Rate, launch angle, Club

Head Speed, shaft flex, kick point,

and coefficient of inertia.