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GOLFAHOLICISM AFFECTS NEARLY 40 million people, with more
afflicted with this debilitating illness every day.
This dreaded disease has declined slightly in the United
States over the past decade, but seems to be reaching
epidemic proportions in parts of Pacific Rim countries
such as: Korea, Taiwan, Japan, and China.
Sadly, there is currently no known cure for Golfaholicism.
The best known treatment is shopping for new golf
equipment, brightly colored golf apparel, and especially golf
shoes.
Side effects include, watching the PGA Tour, LPGA Tour,
European Tour, Champions Tour and
Web.comTour for hours on
television, hitting multiple large buckets of balls at a driving range,
or spending the entire day overdosing at a golf course.
Matt Ginella’s travel tips on Golf Channel’s Morning Drive has been
known to calm an anxious Golfaholic in extreme situations.
Make no Mistake, Golfaholicism is a disease of the highest order.
Family members and friends afflicted with this terrible malady should be
treated with the upmost caution and care.
A cure is not forthcoming, however, and perfection can never be attained.
At best, only a deep appreciation of the complexity of the game and a
belief that they will find Hogan’s secret in the dirt.
As Roy Hobbs so eloquently said in the movie ‘Tin Cup’, “Golf and sex are
the only two things in life that one can completely
suck at and still enjoy.”
So whip out the Big Dog and Take it Deep, Fire that
laser 7-iron to the stick and roll your pill on that
slick dance floor into the jar.
Be Strong! Be Proud! Golfaholics!!
GOLFAHOLICISM
IS A SERIOUS
AFFLICTION
You Might Be A Golfaholic if:
You
read every article about new golf
club technology and you understand
MOI, Spin Rate, launch angle, Club
Head Speed, shaft flex, kick point,
and coefficient of inertia.