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This is one of my favorite times of

year. You think I am going to say

because it’s the beginning of golf

season, but you would be wrong. It

is that time of year when everyone

posts pictures of themselves running

a marathon, triathlon, or 5k.

Last I checked this was ‘Murica!

What is a K anyway?

I am definitely not a runner, I am

a golfer and proud of it. I have,

however, run two 5K’s in my life.

The first one was the result of a

wager made while sitting around

a campfire at 3:00 in the morning,

after downing a manly portion

of Kentucky’s best. The race was

to be run at 7:30 am. Reeking of

whiskey and sweat, I did finish

and won the bet, but vowed never

to do that again.

I may have stretched the truth

slightly, when I said I ran in two

5K’s. It would be more correct to

say, I started two 5K races. I did

finish both, but there needs to be

an asterisk next to the second one.

A friend of mine asked me to walk

with his wife, while he ran in the St.

Patrick’s Day Blarney Shuffle. Why

not, St. Patrick’s Day is one of my

favorite holidays along with Cinco

de Mayo, as well as, any holiday

that involves mass quantities of

adult beverages being consumed.

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