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I showed up two hours early

and received a number along

with two complimentary beer

tickets. As soon as I got the

tickets, I looked at the lady

handing them out and said,

“I don’t need no tickets, just

give me the two beers.”

Rather than calisthenics or

some other form of stretching

to prepare for this athletic

endeavor, I felt it best to

hydrate by consuming 72

ounces of golden nectar in

memory of St. Paddy.

The event beganwell, however

my pace was too slow and my

companion quickly zoomed

ahead, leaving me to walk

alone. Lagging behind the

rest of the field, a female

police

officer

became

concerned for my well-

being. It seems, my pre-race

consumption may not have

been a wise training choice.

It turns out that 5K is about

3K too far, after consuming

six beers.

When

the

concerned

policewoman asked if was

OK, I smiled and asked,

“Could you give me a lift to the

nearest bar by the finish line?”

After two more beers, I

proudly walked out of the

bar, crossed the finish line

and promptly walked right

back to that bar. Needless to

say, that was the end of my

running career.

I do not understand the

obsession to run, golf is so

much easier. You can ride in

a cart, enjoy the sunshine, as

well as, cold beverages, while

hitting a little white ball. It is

the best thing in the world!

For all you runners out there,

You are Nuts! Then again so

am I when it comes to golf.

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